Here is one for a 404 if you ever get the paid..
<SCRIPT>
<!--an original script copyright (c) 2002 by Darcy Boucher : www.realisis.ca
runon = new Array
(
" C:\\> query result: error - 404<br>",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> Ugh, 404. That does _NOT_ compute.<br>",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> Well that just makes my day. Page not found, dude.<br>",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> You know I spend all my time crunching numbers,",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> spitting out web-pages, and now THIS.<br>",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> So when is that idiot webmaster gonna come in here",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> and fix up all these broken links?<br>",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> Geez it's no wonder I have an attitude.<br>",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> And hey - YOU! Big Cheese with the mouse:",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> if you typed in the URL, check you're spelling!",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> Oops, I mean check your spelling!!<br>",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> Hey, you still there? Good.",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> You know some days I feel like I could just break down",
"*C:\\NUKEMODS> and crash. That's it. Kaput. Bye-Bye. Gone to sleep.<br>",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> Heheheh... Scared you didn't I? I love playing little jokes",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> like that. But boy the things I have to put up with - I could",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> go on and on and hey! Did I ever tell you about the time that",
" C:\\>(abort)<br>",
"%<a href='javascript:void(0)' onMouseover='flagged(\"%\"); window.status=defaultStatus; return true' style='text-decoration:none' hideFocus><font color='#33CC00'>RETURN TO PREVIOUS PAGE...</font></a>",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> No wait! Don't click on the link yet. Did I ever tell you",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> about the",
" C:\\>(abort)<br>",
"%<a href='javascript:void(0)' onMouseover='window.status=defaultStatus; return true' onMousedown='flagged(\"%\")' style='text-decoration:none' onFocus='if(this.blur)this.blur();' hideFocus><font color='#33CC00'>RETURN TO PREVIOUS PAGE...</font></a>",
" C:\\NUKEMODS> Hey I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE! Did I ever tell you about the",
//" C:\\NUKEMODS> Hey I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE!",
//" C:\\NUKEMODS> Did I ever tell you about the",
" C:\\>(abort)<br>",
" <font color='#33CC00'>RETURNING TO PREVIOUS PAGE...</font><br>",
"&<font color=silver>C:\\NUKEMODS> DAMMIT! <big><big><font color=black>.</font></big></big>",
"&<big>DAMMIT! ",
"&<big>DAMMIT!!</big></big></font>"//kluge font
)
OP = (navigator.userAgent.indexOf("pera") != -1)
IE = document.all && !OP
NS4 = document.layers
gebi= (document.getElementById && !document.all)
ihtml= document.body && (typeof document.body.innerHTML != "undefined")
//preserve order!
ramble = (NS4)?document.talkyNS4.document :(!ihtml)?document :(IE)?document.all.talky :document.getElementById("talky")
fonttag = "<font face='fixedsys, terminal, system, liquidcrystal, led real, joystix, cosmic alien, westminster, glitch1, monospace' size=3 color=silver>"
preform = fonttag
//flag=false
if (NS4)
{
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE);
document.captureEvents(Event.KEYDOWN);//nograb ALT
}
//document.onmousemove = flagged
document.onkeydown = flagged
function flagged(hand)
{
if (flag)
{
base = 600
typeout()
}
if (hand && (hand == "%"))
{
preform = fonttag
base = 600
typeout()
}
}
line = 0
base = 1800
function typeout()
{
document.onmousemove = null//kill OP6 multitrigs
flag = false
stripline = runon[line].substring(1, runon[line].length)
if (ihtml) ramble.innerHTML = preform+stripline+ "<br></font>";
else{
if (!NS4) ramble.writeln("<body bgcolor=black>");
ramble.writeln(preform+stripline+ "<br></font>")
if (!NS4) ramble.writeln("</body>");
ramble.close()
}
preform = preform+stripline+ ((runon[line].charAt(0) == "&")?"" :"<br>")
if (line < runon.length-1)
{
if (runon[line].charAt(0) == "*"){ flag = true; document.onmousemove = flagged }
else if (runon[line].charAt(0) == "%") flag = false;
else{
wait = (runon[line].lastIndexOf("<br>") != -1)?base :50
base = base + 200
setTimeout("typeout()", wait)
}
line = line+1
}
else if (self.history.length > 0) setTimeout("self.history.back(1)", 425);
else if (self.close) { opener = self; setTimeout("self.close()", 425); }
}
//document.onload = typeout();
//-->
</SCRIPT>
You can change the text to whatever, but it looks good if you just have like C:\[sitename] or whatever.